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Arizona Rangers Take Second Place!

September 24 - 28, 2002


3 Gun Tactical Match Press Release (Not!)

PRESS RELEASE

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

FROM: PIO, LAPeeDee

CONTACT: Mike Dennis

DATE: 9-30-2002

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

HEADLINE: LAPeeDee S.W.A.T. Team Wins World 3 Gun Tactical Championship

BODY: Magnificent shooters, all of them! Three hundred and seventy four* of the finest teams in the world recently competed n the World Three-Gun Tactical Championships in Las Vegas, Nevada.

Every team was dressed in their finest regalia, “styling” in their department-funded hotel rooms, having lots of fun in their casinos during the lulls in competition. They deserve it though. The shooting is tough, because it isn’t just shooting. It’s running between stations, loaded down with tactical shotguns, AR-15s, their sidearms, and lots of ammunition. Then, while huffing and puffing, trying to bring their sights onto the targets, they are racing against the clock.

This is rough stuff, and only the best of the best competed this year. Congratulations to our wonderful international SWAT Team competitors! And, congratulations to our fine LAPeeDee S.W.A.T. Team, the First Place winners and World Champions.

* (Editor’s Note: Through a series of flukes and amazing coincidences, (after they accepted an accidental invitation), the arizona rangers, a bunch of old farts from the boonies, finished in second place.)

 

(Note: This Press Release is a "spoof." The Arizona Rangers respect every competitor, including the LAPD S.W.A.T. Team, the 2002 World Champions.)
 


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